Alien Tourist (I Was Abducted and All I Got Was This Lousy Hoodie) — Hoodie

The trip was not voluntary. The hoodie was not optional.

You didn't plan this vacation. There was no itinerary, no passport control, no complimentary beverage service. One moment you were going about your business and the next you were somewhere considerably further from home than expected, surrounded by beings with strong opinions about your biology.
The good news is you made it back. The better news is the hoodie is exceptional.
I Was Abducted and All I Got Was This Lousy Hoodie is for the believers, the people who scan the sky a little longer than everyone else, and anyone who has ever felt like they might not entirely belong on this planet. You're not alone. Probably.
Part of the Cryptids collection. For those who keep their eyes on the treeline.

✦ Direct-to-garment printed
✦ Made to order — printed just for you
✦ Size up for a relaxed fit

They brought you back. Wear the proof.


Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

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