I Was Abducted By Aliens and All I Got Was This Lousy Graphic Tee

Somewhere over a dark field in the middle of nowhere, something extraordinary happened. You were there. You saw the light. You felt the pull.

And all you have to show for it is this shirt.

The classic souvenir tee format — "I went somewhere incredible and all I got was this lousy shirt" — applied to the most extraordinary travel experience imaginable. Because if you're going to get abducted by extraterrestrial beings, hauled into their spacecraft, subjected to unknowable procedures, and returned to an empty field at 3am with no memory of the last four hours, you deserve at least a decent shirt.
This one is pretty decent.
Featuring a tractor beam design with the alien craft hovering above — because someone had to make this shirt, and it might as well be us.

Printed on premium Bella+Canvas — exceptionally soft, true to size, and built to last.
✦ Bella+Canvas unisex fit
✦ Direct-to-garment printed
✦ Made to order — printed just for you
✦ Size up for a relaxed fit

Take me to your tailor.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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