He was here before the Constitution. He was here before the colonies. He was here before anyone thought to start counting.
Two hundred and fifty years of American history and Sasquatch has been present for all of it. Not documented, not confirmed, not photographed with any clarity whatsoever. Just present. Watching from the treeline while empires rose and fell and the country figured itself out.
America's Oldest Resident doesn't need a birthday party. He's seen too many of them. He'll be watching this one from the woods, as always, unbothered and unconfirmed.
And on the back — the founding document he deserves.
Part of the Cryptids collection. For those who keep their eyes on the treeline.
Printed on premium Bella+Canvas — exceptionally soft, true to size, and built to last.
✦ Bella+Canvas unisex fit
✦ Front and back print
✦ Direct-to-garment printed
✦ Made to order — printed just for you
✦ Size up for a relaxed fit
Unconfirmed. Unstoppable. American.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
